Posted on Thu, 17 Nov 2011
Cock-A-Doodle Doo! An Erotic Alarm Clock!!
I just had to share this one with you as it was just too funny! Its called The Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator and a luxury gift company Gallus et Mulier claims that they have launched the world’s first erotic alarm clock that has been designed for ladies who like to wake up with pleasure – read, ‘pleasured into waking up’ because that is exactly what it does.
Launching tomorrow (18 November) in London at the Erotica show in the Grand Hall Olympia, London http://www.erotica-uk.com – this device is worn inside your knickers but outside your body. It starts very gently and then slowly increases in power until you…wake up. Inventor Tony Maggs (had to be a guy who invents something like this! LOL) shares “Most of us hate the sound of our alarms, so I thought why not make an alarm clock people actually will look forward to?”
So if you need an incentive to wake up each morning then this beautifully and discreetly packaged (with its own silky carry case) gift with a snooze function, a snorgasm® function, a play mode, dual motors and an internally sealed rechargable battery will wake you up with a guaranteed smile on your face (or so the press release claims).
I can’t imagine how comfortably one could wear something like that and still get to sleep (see picture) but my first and most important question is DOES IT CROW? Because it jolly well better do that with a GBP69 price tag (the marketeers really do have a great sense of humour).
Oh and cockadoodle-do, did I forget to mention that if you order it before the end of November, there is a GBP20 discount. Order online at www.littleroosterstore.com
