Posted on Wed, 25 May 2011
Sex Songs, Really?
There are love songs and then (as I recently discovered) there are songs to make love to. So a group of friends sat to debate – if it is even realistic to notice what’s playing in the back ground when you are hot, bothered and sufficiently distracted?
The conversation then moved on to the worst songs in our era that he could ever try to seduce you with. My take, just clonk him on the head and move on if he ever has any of these 5 No-No songs (with their implicit meanings) playing in the background whilst making the moves.
1.“I am fat, ugly, horny but I hope you don’t notice” – I want your sex – George Michael
2.“I have not got laid in months and will just about take anyone at this stage”- Boom, Boom, Boom (I want you in my room) – Vengaboys
3.“Forget the foreplay, just strip!” - Come on Eileen – Dexy’s Midnight Runners
4.”This is my best attempt at being sexy, doncha lurve it, bay-bee!” – I want to sex you up – Color Me Bad
5. “I bet you haven’t been laid for ages and babe, you are so lucky to be seduced by me” – Like A Virgin – Madonna Feel free to add on…as we could only think of 5!
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